Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

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if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

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drake & josh

season 1:  drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4:  drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
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say those three words and i’m yours

super smash bros

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when u miss the last step on the stairs


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