thestorygirl:

nightmaresandsexyghouls:

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ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS

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OCTOBER IS HERE

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spookyenema:

Me: mom, can I have 5 dollars?

Mom: how do you plan to earn it?

Me: 

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idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

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People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any

Romeo:  I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
Juliet:  I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself  --
Romeo:  We should kiss right now at this party
Juliet:  No that is a super dumb idea
Romeo:  *kisses her anyway*
Juliet:  That was dumb of you  --
Romeo:  We should get married right now
Juliet:  We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
Romeo:  Like tomorrow?
Juliet:  Sure, fine.  --
Juliet:  We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
Romeo:  Right.
Romeo:  It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.  --
Juliet:  Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
Romeo:  *immediately kills himself*
Juliet:  For fucks sake.
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